I am bored and the littlest things amuse me.
| Me: | Dad you should watch Doctor Who! There's 2 guys from Harry Potter in the latest episode and the guy who plays Lestrade is in it too! |
| Dad: | Really? I like him. I've been wanting to get into Doctor Who I'm down with that. |
| Me: | Then you can love Matt Smith with me! |
| Dad: | What are his bitches called? |
| Me: | ... |
| Dad: | You know how we're Cumberbitches... |
| Me: | Oh um...Matt Smith's bitches I guess. |
| Dad: | That's cool. |
Dad: What’s a Cumberbitch?
Me: 
Um it’s pretty much what Benedict Cumberbatch’s fans call themselves.
Dad: Oh well I liked Sherlock. I think Benedict Cumberbatch is an ok guy. Does that mean I can be a Cumberbitch?
Me: 
Cumberbitches are usually female, but I’m sure there are a few guys lurking about.
Dad: Do I get a badge or something?
Me: 
No, but you did just officially become the coolest dad on the planet.
Dad: 
Me: 
Us: 
Seriously guys it was a beautiful moment. I’m happy to say my dad has been Cumberbatched and is a self proclaimed Cumberbitch.
He’s inside playing his own drinking game. He’s trolling Tumblr and everytime a Cumberbitch goes “Benedict where are you!?” He takes a shot off of Martin Freeman’s stomach. True story. Seriously you can’t make this shit up.