A place for me to house my Wholock addiction. I love Doctor Who and Sherlock obviously so expect to see lots of My husband Mr. Martin Freeman, Our Good Friend Bandersnatch Cummerbund, David Tennant, Christopher Eccelston and Definitely Matt Smith...actually that's all I'm going to post. Deal with it. I also live a Johnlock and Cabin Pressure appreciation life. Martin Crieff is my spirit animal.
- Things of Interest
Just making crappy Sherlock movie trailers at work no big deal.
When I try to tell my friends about the actors I like…
…and they have no idea who any of them are.
Reason number 1 to love Andrew Scott and Martin Freeman…their left handedness.
Something about a left handed man does things to me.
This is what I do when I should be working.
So after we went and saw MIB III we hit up Best Buy and B&N so I could pick up the movies I had bought. Best Buy went smoothly, but something went horribly wrong at B&N. We passed by the table on the way to the DVD section and they had Fifty Shades of Grey all up in our faces. I told Andrew the other night that it was basically porn so naturally he was all over it. As we passed by he asked if I was going to buy a copy and I said “HELL NO I HEARD IT’S HORRIBLE!” I keep walking to the back not realizing Andrew walked off. I picked up The Office DVD and went looking for him. I noticed when I found him he too had a bag. I asked him what he bought and when he showed me I was like…
He bought pretty much porn and Thor. I think that basically describes every straight males shopping habits perfectly. The best part is he thinks we’re going to sit and read Fifty Shades of Grey together.
What’s actually going to happen is I’m supposed to go on a road trip to Ohio next week and he has to stay home because he’s doing summer school and I will be taking the book with me to read alone.
Sorry boo.
I have so many movies to watch…
IDK why I did this to myself, but so far I have these…
Benedict Cumberbatch
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Hawking
To the Ends of the Earth
Martin Freeman
Swinging With the Finkels
The Office Series 1
Tom Hiddleston
Midnight in Paris
Unrelated
The Deep Blue Sea
That’s 8 mother fucking shows, I think Hawking is only an hour and half, TTEOTE though is like 4 hours long, and I’m sure the Office is pretty lengthy and I still want to rewatch series 2 of Sherlock. P.S. don’t you love how I pick movies purely based on whose in them XD No regrets.
Damn Banana Republic you knew just the name to use to get my attention. I will gladly buy any pair of linen trousers you sell named “The Martin”.
It says it’s available at the Barnes and Noble by my house so I say FUCK Fifty Shades of Grey I would much rather waste my money on Martin Freeman any day of the fucking week! I will just wait for Fifty Shades to come back from the library. Sounds legit.
Someone brought up Hiddles and his various colored body hair…
I’m now curious about Benedict. It seems Mr. Hiddleston is capable of having blonde hair and a ginger beard. Benedict is ginger all over so does that mean the hair in his nether region is ginger too? I already know Martin Freeman’s isn’t despite him having glorious ash blonde hair.
I’m going to say Ben isn’t ginger down there. I’m not that lucky. I also shouldn’t be posting this while I’m listening to a JC Chasez song about sexually grinding someone on the dance floor. It’s just giving me so many feels.
Boy its just the sexy way
You back yourself into me
You’re more then just a pretty face
You’re better then a fantasy
Come on baby
Don’t ignore me
I know what you’re feeling for me
You can’t fight it
Cause you want me
Don’t you miss this or you’ll be sorry
So tell me what it’s gonna take
You’ve got me all bent out of shape
Thinking bout you all day
And how you gonna make me wait
and I say..I can’t lose you no
Whoaaaa
He was disco lights on a Friday nightHe moves across the floor
He moves across the floor
He was o so tight like dynamite
Blowin’ me up with his love
He was on the phone with me
All night long
I just can’t get enough
He was ah ah oh, ah ah oh
Blowin’ me up with his love
Ahhhh… there’s just something about you baby..it’s taking me over… I want you to know
Now it’s on tonightHe took all control
Turned off all the lights
He said …. don’t.. you.. want.. to..Na na na, na na na
Hey! Na na na na na
Yeh yeh yeh yeh
Na na na na na na
Oh oh oh
Tell a story
He was leaning on me
Getting horny
Maybe we’ll get naughty
Look at shorty
He was leaning on me
Getting horny
Maybe we’ll get naughty
*Insert sexual frustration here*
I should cancel my internet now.
My typical reaction to Martin Freeman.
I see him being all sexy and adorable. Most people think I would just grab my screen and lick the hell out of it, but no. Most of the time when I see his face pop up on my dash I immediately do this…
Because it is just not fucking fair for someone to be that fucking perfect and it actually angers me. His existence angers me. It’s like he was put on this planet just to torment me. I hate your stupid face.
